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a fun dating sim where you get to date stick figures! that might sound dumb, but trust me when i say that the stick figures in question are, like... the SMEXIEST STICK FIGURES EVER. they also have very good and real personalities, just like real people! so really, it's just like dating an actual stick figure! except through a computer screen! so... i guess.. it's just like having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure! sounds completely great and not suspicious or sketchy at all!

anyway, what are you waiting for? play this game, unless of course you don't enjoy the experience of having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure. in which case, there's really nothing for you here. you can leave now.


or at least.

that's what a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal was.

a long, long, time ago.

but what is it now?

well, it's the same as it ever was.

but a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION?

now that's a whole other story.

this game has all sorts of new content and features that the original game did not!

such as...

a title too long for itch.io's character limit!

    a baguette!
        another baguette!
            there is a third baguette but technically that one was in the original game so i'm not sure whether i should write about it here
                more characters to date, which is good because this is a dating simulation
                    exclusive developer's commentary about the game!


                        a french man with a lot of wigs
                            and more!
                          and it's available RIGHT HERE ON ITCH.IO!
                            so why not give it a try? the game has a baguette in it and you can date the baguette. this is worth the investment. of zero dollars.

OH BOY IF YOU'RE STILL HERE UH

THIS GAME MAY BE TERRIFYING FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF DATING, STICK FIGURES, OR BAGUETTES THAT ARE "HOT" BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT BREAD TYPICALLY IS "HOT"

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a windows version (for windows gamers) 228 MB
a mac version (for real gamers) 226 MB

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OMG this game is sooo good!! Going straight to my collection of favorites nyeheheh >:D

Thank you for creating it!

aw, thanks :)

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(Summarized version of what I have posted on steam) The art in the game is exquisite, even though I study fine art and aspire to make illustrations for video games, I don't think I can reach the level that the illustrator of this video game is at. The character design is brutal, the interiors and landscapes are perfectly defined and there is an impressive atmosphere.

The voice dubbing of the characters is sublime, it has been a joy to see again the character of Educated Child, I'd be lying if I told you that I did not jumped tears to hear him. It has had a sadder ending than some great movies like Titanic or Hachiko, it has been a turning point in my life the end of Educated Child's life, I hope he reappears in some way in your next creations. 

PS: The soundtrack is impeccable, you should upload a 10 hours extended version to youtube or Spotify.

PSS: Do you plan to sell any DVD copies?

PSSS:I have made some fanarts of the characters, I will upload the rest to twitter and I will mention you.

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OMG THAT FANART WAS BY YOU????? THANK YOU SO MUCH